THE ICON.

Power, Mastered.
Pop-culture meets primal instinct. We took the ultimate symbol of patriarchal ego and turned it into an instrument of your absolute command. This is satire, sculpted in premium platinum silicone.
RECLAIM POWER

THE ICON

SATIRE SHOULDN'T BE TOXIC.

The joke is on them, not your body. We know what you're thinking: most satirical toys are made of cheap, porous jelly that smells like chemicals. Not DildoLab. We decided that if we’re going to make a statement, it should be a safe one. 100% body-safe platinum silicone—uncompromising quality for an unapologetic statement.

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